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The Ballymoney Times is not the greatest Paper in the world, or even Ballymoney, but it really makes me laugh. In last weeks paper, a page three item was an interview with about a UFO sighting in Ballymoney. It happened a few Fridays ago, after closing time and the time of year that kids are letting off fireworks in a carefree attitude. He assures us that he can identify it as agenuine UFO, absolutly no doubt. I have no doubt. If it is ever identified, it will stop being a UFO and become a FO.